Translate Corporate Speak Into Plain English

An all-staff update or strategy memo lands, dense with synergies and pillars, and you can't tell if it's good news, bad news or nothing at all. This identifies each piece of jargon, gives the plain equivalent, then rewrites the whole thing keeping the substance and dropping the fog. Useful when leadership has clearly buried something and you'd like to know what.

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You have received an internal communication, strategy document, or senior leadership update that is heavy with corporate language. You need to understand what it is actually saying.
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**Translate the document into plain English:**
1. Identify each piece of corporate jargon and provide a plain-English equivalent
2. Rewrite the document removing all jargon while preserving the substance
3. Identify any meaning that was obscured or buried in the original language
4. Note what the document does not say: omissions that may be significant
5. Summarise the actual message in three bullet points
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- A jargon glossary for this document
- A plain-English rewrite
- A "what this is really saying" summary
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