Translate Video Game Patch Notes Into a Plain-English Impact Summary

The patch notes are a wall of numbers and ability names with no context. This sorts the changes into buffs, nerfs, fixes and new content, and says in one sentence what each real change means for how the game actually plays.

Translate these patch notes for {GAME_TITLE} into a plain-English summary of what actually changes for a player: [paste patch notes]. Group the changes into buffs, nerfs, bug fixes and new content, and for each meaningful balance change say in one sentence what it means for how the game plays, skipping anything purely cosmetic unless asked.