Translate Corporate Jargon Into What a New Starter Would Actually Understand

Every workplace develops its own shorthand, and a message full of it can leave a new starter nodding along while understanding almost nothing. This translates the message into plain English while keeping the actual meaning intact, plus a short glossary for any acronyms or internal terms that need explaining.

A message full of corporate jargon needs to go to someone who has just joined and does not yet speak the company dialect. Paste [the jargon heavy message], and get back a plain English version that keeps the actual meaning intact, plus a short glossary of any acronyms or internal terms used.