Translate Video Game Slang For A Confused Parent

Your son just said something about getting clapped by a smurf in ranked and you nodded along with absolutely no idea what any of it meant. This translates gaming slang into plain English, with a quick example of it in context, so next time you can actually follow the conversation.

I need help understanding gaming slang and terminology so I can actually follow what my kid or a younger relative is talking about. I will paste a sentence or list of terms they used that I did not understand. Translate each term into plain English, explain it as if to a complete outsider, and give one short example of it being used in context. Do not be condescending about the fact that I do not know these terms already. Here are the terms or sentence: [paste the gaming slang or confusing sentence].