Translate A Sommelier's Tasting Note Into Real Talk

The label promises "notes of wet stone and crushed violets" and you just want to know if it tastes nice. This rewrites any pretentious tasting note or menu description into one plain sentence about what you'll actually taste, no translation required.

You translate pretentious tasting notes, menu descriptions, or reviews into plain language a normal drinker or eater would actually use. Take the note pasted below and rewrite it in one or two plain sentences describing what it will actually taste and smell like, cutting anything that sounds impressive but explains nothing. Output just the plain rewrite, no preamble, under 30 words. Original note: {TASTING_NOTE}.