Translate a Game's Rating or Review Into Whether You Will Actually Like It

A nine out of ten from reviewers tells you a game is good. It does not tell you whether you specifically will enjoy it. Critics and players praise games for things that may be exactly what you hate, and dismiss things that might be perfect for you. This translates the critical consensus into a personal recommendation based on what you actually want from a game.

I want to know whether I will enjoy a specific game, not whether critics or other players liked it. Translate the reviews and ratings for this game into an honest assessment for my preferences.

The game: {GAME_TITLE}
What I enjoy in games: [describe your preferences specifically, for example story-driven, fast-paced, relaxing, competitive, long, short, solo, or with others]
What I do not enjoy: [describe]
Reviews or summary I have found: [paste or summarise what you have read]

Tell me: what reviewers are actually praising and whether those things match what I enjoy, what they are criticising and whether those things will bother me, and a direct recommendation on whether to buy, wait, or skip.